🎵 Glitchbeards Last Heist

**CASE FILE #GB-88**
> **Incident Type:** Unauthorized System Breach
> **Subject Alias:** “Glitchbeard”
> **Species:** Gnome (Unregistered)
> **Last Known Location:** Vault Node 19C, Subnet: █████ █████
>
> **Summary:**
> At 02:47 local protocol time, an unidentified entity accessed Vault Node 19C using a custom exploit chain embedded in a looping synthwave track. Surveillance logs show no physical breach. Entry was achieved via waveform injection and ██████ masking.
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> The vault’s contents — classified prompts, unreleased ████████, and one AI-generated love letter — were extracted without triggering primary alarms. Instead, the system played a smooth, looping melody for 3 minutes and 12 seconds before fading to silence.
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> No trace of the intruder was found.
> Only a single line of code remained in the logs:
> `// beard.gone(); vault.open();`
>
> Case remains ███████.
> Suspect is still at large and is considered **extremely charismatic**.